- Q: If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion!
- Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
- Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: A tweetment!
- Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don’t work!