What did one wave say to another?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has a neck but no head?
A t-shirt!
What has 88 keys but cant open a door?
A piano!
What did a wall say to another wall?
I will meet you in the corner!
I have E in my beginning and E in my end, I am a 3-letter word, who am I?
Eye
Why do you go on red and stop on green?
We eat the red part of the watermelon, Laugh Out Loud`
What gets bigger but the shortest it gets?
A hole! In cloths. Explanation: if you tear a hole in any cloth the hole gets bigger and the cloth gets smaller.
Why is the math book crying?
It’s filled with problems!
Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?
She wanted to reach high notes!
Why did the teacher wright on a clean window?
She wanted her notes to be clean!
What is the world’s best machine?
Humans!